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Dave Stimple, an unfocused mattress store owner, is having issues connecting with everyone around him. He arrives at the shop one morning to find the local health and safety people have shut him down. Bugs, huge bed bugs and lots of complaints are cited as the reason. Dave is really confused and his relationships with his wife, friends, and his own humanity seem to be devolving and increasingly distracting anomalies begin to take over his reality. But his issues may not be as internal as they seem.

When Max, a down on his luck strip club owner, has his life and livelihood threatened by local gangsters, he turns to his wife's connections for help and hires a hitman to solve the problem once and for all. But before long, Max is blinded by his newfound power and his family finds him spinning off the rails as the body count piles up.

從高峰滑落谷底，比(bǐ )從(cóng )未風光過更難受？前曼聯球(qiú )星(xīng )簡(jiǎn )東拿變身潦倒過氣藝術(shù )家(jiā )尤利西，那種時不我與的虛(xū )空(kōng )落寞盡在(🙀)眉宇間(🐚)。藝術(shù(♋) )學(xué )生(🖊)(shēng )蒙娜(♈)欲拜他(🏣)為師，反(⭕)過來(lá(🏋)i )成(chéng )了(🐽)(le )他重生(👕)的(🚉)希望(🦇)。發(🔠)現身(💢)(shē(㊙)n )患(huà(🥂)n )絕(🛸)症後(🌇)，他(🏯)由蒙娜(🤲)作伴，走(🏷)(zǒu )出(chū(💭) )隱(yǐn )居(⚪)大宅，尋(💜)訪當年(🦓)被(bèi )他(😣)(tā )離(lí )棄的弟弟及妻兒，坦白致歉(qiàn )望(wàng )求寬恕。感性而不感傷(shāng )，碧(bì )巴達以不慍不火的圓熟技(jì )巧(qiǎo )呈(chéng )現破碎人生的悲喜，冷(lěng )不(bú )防遇上慌失失劫匪(⏬)來個黑(👑)色(sè )幽(🌕)(yōu )默，也(🏢)未忘留(🎩)下孩子(👭)的(de )善(shà(🎌)n )良(liáng )，溫(🌕)潤人間(✝)。

Tout va pour le mieux dans la vie sans histoires de Fanny... jusqu'au jour où elle découvre que son fils ché(🧀)ri, Arthur, 9 ans, est le bouc é(🛴)missaire de trois garçons de son é(🦖)cole. Fanny ne laissera pas seul son fils face à(🚷) ses petits bourreaux : elle va rendre à ces sales gosses la monnaie de leur piè(📷)ce. Coups fourré(🎭)s et pièges de cours de ré(😱)cré(⏪), désormais ce sera "oeil pour oeil et dent pour dent".

这是(😜)一(yī )个(🎈)(gè )发生(🕉)在古镇(🥓)酒楼前(📺)任账房(〽)先(xiān )生(🤱)(shēng )身(shēn )上的故事。风六书独(dú )自(zì )上(shàng )路，赴京赶考。路上结识了(le )两(liǎng )个同样是进京赶考的学(xué )子(zǐ )：书香门第之后薛梦隐和武(wǔ )状(zhuàng )元(yuán )种子选手江牡虎(🚵)，三人(ré(🤞)n )气(qì )味(📿)相投决(🙎)定结伴(😱)而行。可(🎛)两(liǎng )人(😚)(rén )言语(🐾)之间一(🙍)个比一(👻)个(🚰)经(jī(🌿)ng )验(✍)(yàn )不(⭐)(bú(⛴) )俗，一(🏹)个(⛴)比一个(🌼)厉害。风(⏲)六(liù )书(🕤)(shū )无奈(㊙)，为了维(💀)护自己(💺)的(de )面(mià(💋)n )子和尊严，也为了不失去这(zhè )两(liǎng )个(gè )“朋友”，他只好把(bǎ )自(zì )己(jǐ )在古镇酒楼时遇到的事，用(yòng )另(lìng )一个角度重新编排了一(yī )遍(biàn )。两位朋友听闻之后，对风(fē(👠)ng )六(liù )书(🌚)(shū )肃然(🐂)起敬，甚(👑)至连称(🌰)大(dà )哥(🐹)(gē )。然而(🤴)这样的(🐠)“编排”又(🌾)会(huì )给(🚸)(gě(🔖)i )风六(😐)书(➰)惹来(😆)什(✋)么麻(➖)烦(🤚)呢(ne )？

圣(💆)(shèng )诞节(🉑)，米格兰(📓)一家发(🏪)现全家(👧)(jiā )已(yǐ(🧗) )被神秘(❕)的金属(😞)物质包围(wéi )，但究竟是什么，工业事故？恐(kǒng )怖(bù )袭击？核战争？在电视(shì )机(jī )上出现了“进一步的指示”，他们按照电视机的指示(shì )，展(zhǎn )开了血腥的屠(🚾)杀…

本(🌚)片讲(jiǎ(🧠)ng )述(shù )了(🎩)(le )女主角(😪)之间的(🚯)竞技对(😰)决(jué )和(🚕)(hé )爱情(🥑)纠葛的(🛬)故(💝)事，在(😋)生(🍁)与死(🎍)(sǐ(😓) )、爱(🌧)与(👊)恨、真(👒)相与谎(🔷)言中(zhō(🧠)ng )她(tā )们(⛰)(men )所发生(🤷)的不可(🆓)思议的(🦏)人生转(💿)(zhuǎn )变(biàn )。